Loading Time Enhancer Tool - A nice adult drink

Sick of waiting long times before your software loads? Enhance the experience with this product! Will shorten the wait only relatively, but gives you a great excuse to get a orange flavored (very Dutch) drink. Although it contains alcohol (12%) in the form of Whisky, we do not recommend cleaning your tape heads with it. 'Cleaning the tape head' however is a perfect excuse to use for the spouse if she notices your supply... You must be 18 and over to order this too, but it's very unlikely you're not, old man...